DAY FOUR - SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST

Now that it's day four I need to quickly amass four posts so it looks like I haven't sat on my (expanding) arse for the first three days of my "blog each day" resolution.

Having re-read my first entry I am devastated to see that I have written the words "avoiding the paps".  I would like to point out that I meant the paparazzi here, not pap smears. I need to be a fine upstanding member of the community (you know, just like Lara) and set a good example. So girls, don't avoid your pap smears!! As for the pap-ARAZZIS, like Lara I will do my best to avoid them, like stand naked in my window and stuff.

As for whats annoying me today, work. Because I'm there now. Whats amusing me, vaginal weights...no really, more about that later.  Whats giving me gas, the entire packet of Pods I just ate. Not yet, but I say give it an hour.   For a teaser on my third post I leave you with this:  INSERT PHOTO HERE.

Yep, that really is a teaser isn't it? I havent learnt to post a pic yet.