IS THAT A UNICORN OR ARE YOU PLEASED TO SEE ME?

In response to earlier calls for cat helmets with horns my niece has sourced this for me. Amazaballs! Henceforth my niece shall be named 'awesome cat horn head finder' (I'm a fan of long Indian names al la Dances With Wolves...)

So Awesome Cat Horn Head Finder sends me this in a private message while I'm at work and I immedietly find myself thinking inappropriate for work thoughts such as 'what the hell - a cat dildo strap on'. Actually that thought is inappropriate at any time but I can't help but see a resemblance...look! Cat strap on!

It also states 'cats love it'. I beg to differ here, look at that cats face. He knows he has a dildo on his head, not a unicorn horn, so I think that's a bit of false advertising. Jeff however would adore it, he could charge people, animals and objects till his hearts content, stabbing them with his unicorn horn. Sadly said available one is inflatable but now we've got the general idea we can use this one as a prototype.

Note also over 6500 people have saved this item. Clearly the need for inflatable unicorn horns / strap on dildos for cats is an untapped market. Naturally the more rum I drink tonight the more I'm brimming with business ideas. I think I have a business name and all 'Twats up (yr) Pussy Cat'.

Now you need to excuse me, I have an inflatable horn to buy.