WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL.

With the display of the below photograph my cover may have been blown, because up until now NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS. Well apart from Linda Walker but there are thousands of those in the world (note that claim is not researched or factual, it came from a quick google search and some guess work which is how I write most things)

Now that I have been revealed I am concerned about the amount of media attention I may well receive. The local news station did ask me at a ball I was attending once what I was going to say at midnight on New Years Eve years ago (I did not give expected answer and was left on cutting room floor, but I was wearing a lot of spray on glitter at the time so pretty sure I sparkled and wowed them regardless) anyway, I've been expecting some sort of hosting gig since those days.

Like all startlets, they will be after me. (can someone cue in some music there after that line? Thanks)

I have been working on designs for disguises in preparation, as I only want to be famous when I want to be famous, not when I am say, drunk at the pub, going about the shops in my ugg boots or stealing a bottle of Jen Water. Again, think Lara, Lindsay etc,  the name Linda would just fit too well in there.

Speaking of stars (which Lara and Lindsay SO are) I had a dream the other night I was Taylor Swift. I'm not sure if this means something or not?  I have also had a dream I was tap dancing in a minnie mouse outfit on top a steam train once so maybe not, but this Taylor dream be a sign of my upcoming fame and fortune as the new face of Jen Water.

By the way if you have read this far congratulations as this post was not about anything at all was it?