This just got delivered to work. See there - OMNI PRODUCTS. Omni makes alcohol, cheap champagne sure but if you are giving away free grog I'm drinking it. What starlet-to-be wouldnt't? I won't even be famous till I enter rehab so I'm prepared to put in the hard yards, besides it's where I hope to meet other famous people, 'cause so far the invites to all the star studded shindigs haven't been forthcoming. (Suri Cruise I'm looking at you, I could have bought a pony to your birthday party you know)
I was so excited by this Omni box arriving though, thought someone had heard my pleas and sent me a case to tide me over till this afternoon. I'm not sure what cruel joke was being played but I opened it up to twleve pairs of oven mitts. Yes say it again slowly, twelve.pairs.of.oven.mitts. OVEN MITTs. TWELVE.
I now need a sparkly to console myself.
Also, stop hating me just because I have these awesome Hello Kitty thongs.
lmao so so so good
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